Friday, February 21, 2014
Being a mom means you need to wear many different hats. I never imagined all of the roles I would play on a daily basis. No wonder I am completely exhausted and drained by the end of the day.
Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;
CEO of the Household
Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
Head Cheerleader of Reilley & Kylie team
Housekeeper
Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
PhD in Anger Management
Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
Food Tester
Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
Toddler Wrestling Coach
Errand Runner
Laundry Machine Operator
Janitor
Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
Finance Manager
Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
Potty Trainer
Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
Champion Tickler
Lifeguard
Daycare Provider
Personal Assistant for the entire family
No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
Personal Shopper
Toothbrush Inspector
PTA Mom
Play-date Coordinator
Birthday Events Director
Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
Scary Monster Patrol Officer
Dramatic Story Teller
Backyard Safety Patrol
Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
Boo-Boo Fixer
Kiss and Hugs Expert
Speech Specialist
Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
PhD in Reverse Psychology
Separation Anxiety Counselor
In-Law Mediator
Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
Mrs. Fix-It
Fort Engineer
Stain Removal Expert
Bodyguard
Lady MacGyver
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