Friday, February 21, 2014

Being a mom means you need to wear many different hats. I never imagined all of the roles I would play on a daily basis. No wonder I am completely exhausted and drained by the end of the day. Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day; CEO of the Household Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters} Head Cheerleader of Reilley & Kylie team Housekeeper Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips} Judge Mom {daily court appearances} PhD in Anger Management Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients} Bed-wetting Patrol Squad Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell} Food Tester Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week} Toddler Wrestling Coach Errand Runner Laundry Machine Operator Janitor Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s} Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts} Finance Manager Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder} Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves} Potty Trainer Search and Rescue {for lost toys} Champion Tickler Lifeguard Daycare Provider Personal Assistant for the entire family No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day} Personal Shopper Toothbrush Inspector PTA Mom Play-date Coordinator Birthday Events Director Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies} Scary Monster Patrol Officer Dramatic Story Teller Backyard Safety Patrol Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies} Boo-Boo Fixer Kiss and Hugs Expert Speech Specialist Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide PhD in Reverse Psychology Separation Anxiety Counselor In-Law Mediator Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes Mrs. Fix-It Fort Engineer Stain Removal Expert Bodyguard Lady MacGyver

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